I didn’t know this was a goal of mine until now.

I don’t know.


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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

-jaythenerdkid (via tat-art)

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slather me in ectoplasm

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the everything bagel

1.
I’ve fawned over being yours, 
I’ve marveled at your words.
Now I am tired and unhappy. 
So I hate, and I do it with such vigor and simmering resentment.

2. 
My knowledge of this city has expanded
So much 
That I am gorged and bloating with infatuation. 
I carry on, 
Mercilessly craving for more.

3.
Old notes from my journal on an NPR segment:
Low dopamine (?) levels; body is unable to paralyze itself during REM sleep.
Jumps on top of girlfriend, “THERE IS A JACKAL IN THE ROOM.”
She groggily musters, “No there isn’t.”
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"Yes."
"OKAY."
*widens eyes*
Lays back down in bed… knowing there is a jackal in the room. 
And that’s trust.

4. 
Me: I was waiting for the bus in a highly populated pigeon intersection, and a fat pigeon was trying to carry a piece of trash. So it took off, flying low,  and its pigeon belly smacked me on my right cheek.
Caroline: I think I’m crying. This is even better than the time I rode a moped with a chicken sitting on my lap.

5.
Wishlist:
- Wig
- Fujifilm Instax in white or pink
- Toaster oven
- Two decks of cards & a set of poker chips. 
Reminder: poker chips made of plastic & metal; do not eat.
- Fisheye lens
- Tea kettle


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I wish I knew how to love someone without killing myself. How to mend hearts without breaking my own. How to kiss and not create bruises.

-Michelle K., Things I Wish I Knew How To Do (via larmoyante)

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